So True!

I was reading on a blog and found this. It cracked me up when I read it because it is so true! Sorry its all stuck together i've tried everything so space it out. *Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. *I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when i was younger. *Was learning cursive really necessary? *Map Quest really needs to start their direction on #5. I'm pretty srue I know how to get out of my neighborhood. *Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. * I can't remember the last time I wasn't at lest kind of tired. *Bad decisions make good stories. *Can we all jsut agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. *I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. *"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever. *I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? *I hate leavnig my hosue confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. * I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. *I wish Google Maps has an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option * Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it. *I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. *The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text. *I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. *How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? *I love the sense of camarederie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brother and sisters! (This one is for you honey!) *Shirts get dirty. Underwear get dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. *Is it jsut me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year? *Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm From; this shouldn't be a problem.... *LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say" *As a drive I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter when the mode of transprotation, I always hate bicyclists. *Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what to do with it. *Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. *Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey-but i'd bet eveyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!